tl by danluffey
1: Wh... who put this here?
1: Is this... real?
2: There's no way.
3: I wish it was, though...
1: After all, there are so many people I wanna kill!
2: My stupid old teacher!
3: That ugly slut!
4: And all the idiotic shitheads in my class!
2: I'm gonna kill 'em!
3: What's wrong, Inamoto?
4: Sorry, I know you probably don't want to hear this, but...
5: I'm gonna kill you!
1: It just won't settle down...
2: and I can't concentrate on class.
3: Think you could calm it down for me?
1: What the hell?
2: What an idiot!
3: Ewww! Gross!
4: Wh-what did you just say?
5: Come to the teachers' office after class!
6: I'm gonna kill... them all...
1: Man, you really know how to make us laugh, "Onamoto!"
2: People from Kansai really are funny!
3: I don't get it...
4: Well, she did tell you to come to her office after class!
5: Maybe she really will give you what you want?
6: What's so funny?
7: If I said "pee pee plop!" and pulled down my pants, they'd laugh, wouldn't they?
8: What a childish sense of humor...
1: Look at 'em, laughing just like hyenas...
2: It's about time they gave me a good laugh.
3: Pee pee
1: pee pee
4: Ha... haha...
1: What the hell aaahhh!
2: Well? Funny, isn't it?
3: So funny you can't even stop laughing, can you?
SFX: BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
2: This is hilarious!
1: That reminds me, you never paid me my 3,000 yen back, did you? Well, time's up! And you owe me 30,000 yen now with interest!
2: Here's your change! Take i! It's a shit bomb! Eat iiiiiit!
3: It's coming straight down from my colon!
4: Uoooh! Here it cooomes!
2: You stupid freak!
3: What are you, high or something?!
6: If you didn't have a gun, you'd just be some shit-flinging monkey!
1: So if I take your gun away...
2: What the...
4: He said your meat stinks. It isn't fit to eat.
1: Blech... goddammit...
2: Onamoto... you piece of...
3: It's Inamoto.
6: Noooo! I'm gonna kill you, you motherfucker!
7: I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill your whole family!
8: I'm gonna curse you! I hope you die, you shithead!
2: Better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied!
3: Sorry, but I'm a human. I don't speak piggy.
4: Bye now.
5: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
6: Huh? That's weird...
7: I thought there was one more. Was it just me?
1: Now you're all alone, potato bug...
2: What should I do with you?
3: Guess I'll just... kill you!
4: But, if you promise to do what I say, then I might spare you.
5: But first, pull out your cock.
1: What? No way!
2: Let's stop by McDonald's on the way home!
1: Suck it
2: Look at this cock! How many girls has he fucked? His head's black because he's fucked so much pussy! His skin's all red and schafed too!
3: Here's his big cock
4: Red-and-white Manga Battle Plan 1/4 ~ 1/10
1: Don't cover it up!
3: Is this... love?
1: Are those two in love?
2: Of course not!
3: Fujoshi girls are really scary...
1: Now what?
2: Let's go up to the roof.
3: Climb over the fence and stand on the edge.
4: What's that?
1: You know... I've never once read Slam Dunk.
2: Tell me how the story goes. Starting with Chapter 1.
4: Or do you wanna show all the people down there how your brains look? It doesn't matter either way to me.
5: What's going on?
6: It can't be good, whatever it is...
7: That reminds me - I'm pregnant! With your child!
1: I'm sorry... I like Oda from the basketball team!
3: Then there's a spread panel! As far as I can remember, Sakuragi is doing this pose, and the next chapter's title is "Sakuragi-kun!"
4: You did it, Hanamichi! You've been turned down by 50 people now!
5: Hmph! You jerks!
6: WHAM! WHAM! This is the headbutt noise!
7: Then we meet Haruko-san!
8: Do you like basketball?
9: I love it! I'm a basket man!
10: says Sakuragi.
1: Hey, wait, didn't Sakuragi say something different there?
2: What?! I thought you've never read it!
3: If I remember correctly, he started masturbating and said "I love you, Haruko-san."
4: Nahahahaha! I love basketball, but
SFX: FAP FAP FAP
6: I love you even more!
1: Wow! Damn, man! You're the best!
3: Now what?
4: I want you to jump off the edge.
6: Hey, you said you'd do whatever I say as long as I didn't kill you, right?
7: You won't necessarily die if you jump off. You might survive.
8: You've got a higher probability of surviving than being shot, anyway.
2: I'm sorry! Please, have mercy on me!
3: I'll apologize for everything I did!
4: Nope, nope! You've got it all wrong! At first, I wanted to get revenge, but I don't really care about that anymore!
5: And I know exactly how you feel.
6: Before, I couldn't imagine how being so cruel to someone like this could be any fun.
7: But now, I know why you couldn't stop. Bullying people is hilarious!
1: I thought you were just bullying me because you hated me.... but you were doing it because it was fun, weren't you?
2: I'm sorry... I'm really sorry...
3: I know how you felt too now. I never thought it'd feel this bad...
4: I'm really sorry...
5: Oh, is that so?
6: Alright then. I won't kill you.
1: It'd be a waste to kill you here.
2: There's so many other things I want to do!
3: Carve out your eyeballs, rip out your nails,
4: cut off your cock, smash your balls,
5: yank out all your guts...
6: cook your brains...
2: Awww... it's all over now.
1: That sure went quick.
3: Wh-what the hell?!
2: You've been a very bad boy, Inamoto...
SFX: CHIK CHIK
3: I told you to come to the teachers' office, didn't I?!
2: Heheheh... I can't believe you ignored one of my orders. Such a bad boy...
3: I was planning to give you what you wanted, you know.
2: stupid old bitch!
3: Here. I'll calm it down for you.
4: You're one of my favorite students, after all.
1: Gegeh ugegeh
2: You don't need to be bashful.
2: Hiie... noooo!
4: Aww. So cute.
1: Oh no. You aren't hard at all...
2: Ah well.
2: Well? Does it feel good?
3: My... virginity...
2: Hm? What was that?
3: Your breath stinks... you old hag...
4: Oh my.
5: You really are a bad boy. How could you say such a thing?
1: Just who do you think you are, anyway, you little brat?
2: I'm going to rip your prick right off!
4: I... can't break it off?!
6: I've never had sex. I've never even kissed anyone.
1: I'm a virgin...
2: It's... getting bigger...
3: How could you steal my virginity...
4: like this?
5: And with a smelly old cunt like yours?
6: How could you be so cruel?
1-2: You're gonna pay...
3: Here's my virginity! Take it aaaall!!
SFX: HAA HAA
1: Haa haa haa
1: Take this!
SIGN: Jonouchi OBGYN
1: You can do it! Just a little more!
3: Yes! Congratulations! It's a very healthy
2: The rabbit!
1: You're gonna pay for what you did...
2: Let's go, guys!
5: It'd never end that easily, wuld it?
1: Delta Flash!